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kat97gt · **Posted:** Sat Jun 20, 2009 1:16 pm

BBK wrote:

Cat wrote:

That's the question of the day! When WILL they kiss? Should we start a pool?

And BTW, BBK... LOL!

here is my formula for the kiss:

lets see, if I take the number of times they have held hands and multiply by the number of Frankenstein kisses on Nat, subtract 500 for the horrible time Nat had with Frank at the boarding house, divide by number of times we heard "friends" and "Frank is a good man" and "Rafe isnt ready" and round that up by the number of times Dinah and Shayne slept together, and add to the square root of Bizzie make out sessions, and then divide by the number of days its been since the first kiss, divide by the number of bottles of Captain Morgan I have consumed and subtract the number of anti-depressants taken whilst the angst was high, divided by the height of the ledge I have been standing on (in feet) and add the amount of heart attacks I have had looking at Olivia's eyes plus 2 for the number of dimples and 2 for the number of pockets Liv keeps throwing those hands into, I come up with June 22!!!!

That equation about sums it up ...

reeldeal · **Posted:** Sat Jun 20, 2009 1:27 pm

Settle down Otalia lovers!!! I don’t think there is enough time for Nat. to be pregnant with Frank’s child. I’m thinking it’s just stressed induced over Nat. wanting to be with the woman she truly loves and wants more than anything in this world!!! Let’s all just sit tight, drink our beverage of choice (maybe Dest-tini’s), Red Bull or whatever. It will all come together in the end before GL fades to black on Sept. 18th. I have faith in Ellen W. and Jill L. Hurst. They will give us what we desire!!! Hot and heavy love scenes with CC & JL!!!!

Quigley20 · **Posted:** Sat Jun 20, 2009 4:00 pm

LMLAO BBK!!!! [smilie=giddy.gif]

That's hilarious and I totally get that math problem. Maybe I need to see if there are any Lesbian Algebra courses---after 41 years it might finally make sense to me,

BBK wrote:

Cat wrote:

That's the question of the day! When WILL they kiss? Should we start a pool?

And BTW, BBK... LOL!

here is my formula for the kiss:

lets see, if I take the number of times they have held hands and multiply by the number of Frankenstein kisses on Nat, subtract 500 for the horrible time Nat had with Frank at the boarding house, divide by number of times we heard "friends" and "Frank is a good man" and "Rafe isnt ready" and round that up by the number of times Dinah and Shayne slept together, and add to the square root of Bizzie make out sessions, and then divide by the number of days its been since the first kiss, divide by the number of bottles of Captain Morgan I have consumed and subtract the number of anti-depressants taken whilst the angst was high, divided by the height of the ledge I have been standing on (in feet) and add the amount of heart attacks I have had looking at Olivia's eyes plus 2 for the number of dimples and 2 for the number of pockets Liv keeps throwing those hands into, I come up with June 22!!!!

sofie · **Joined:** Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:13 pm **Posts:** 285

BBK wrote:

here is my formula for the kiss:

lets see, if I take the number of times they have held hands and multiply by the number of Frankenstein kisses on Nat, subtract 500 for the horrible time Nat had with Frank at the boarding house, divide by number of times we heard "friends" and "Frank is a good man" and "Rafe isnt ready" and round that up by the number of times Dinah and Shayne slept together, and add to the square root of Bizzie make out sessions, and then divide by the number of days its been since the first kiss, divide by the number of bottles of Captain Morgan I have consumed and subtract the number of anti-depressants taken whilst the angst was high, divided by the height of the ledge I have been standing on (in feet) and add the amount of heart attacks I have had looking at Olivia's eyes plus 2 for the number of dimples and 2 for the number of pockets Liv keeps throwing those hands into, I come up with June 22!!!!

BBK you are good - and very creative, lol. You should be Madame Zelda - I'd come to you for fortune telling and tarot card reading. My fav in your very sophisticated mathematical equation was the inclusion of the square root of Bizzie make out sessions and the addition of the 2s for Natalia dimples and Liv's hands in pockets - lol. BBK, you are my hero!!

Cat · **Joined:** Wed Oct 25, 2006 3:04 pm **Posts:** 230

That's a hilarious formula, BBK! I think you may be on to something there!

Do you use the same logic to count jellybeans in a jar?

Cathie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 25, 2006 2:59 pm **Posts:** 453

OMG, BBK...I am literally LOL here. You are too funny!!! But, please, try not to use so much math in the future...you'll traumatize our math-impaired Win!!!!

Cathie

Win · **Joined:** Wed Oct 25, 2006 3:02 pm **Posts:** 3361

CABLE DAILIES

Monday 6/22
Jeffrey and Dinah put their plan into action;
Shayne tells Josh that he is going to find Dinah;
Natalia declares she is done waiting;

Tuesday 6/23
Phillip goes to see Dr. BaueR.....only, it's not Dr. Rick Bauer;
Mallet threatens Josh;
Lizzie loses control of her wedding plans;

Wednesday 6/24
Phillip gets devastating news from Dr. Bauer;
Bdth and Alan argue over James;

Thursday 6/25
Cyrus confronts Remy about the diamonds;
Lizzie and Bill fight to plan their own wedding;

Friday 6/26
Olivia braces herself for her talk with Emma;
Remy puts Christinia's life in danger;
Shayne discovers the truth about Dinah;

Win · **Joined:** Wed Oct 25, 2006 3:02 pm **Posts:** 3361

Cathie wrote:

OMG, BBK...I am literally LOL here. You are too funny!!! But, please, try not to use so much math in the future...you'll traumatize our math-impaired Win!!!!

Cathie

Too late. Brain exploded.

D28IF · **Joined:** Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:06 pm **Posts:** 418

BBK wrote:

here is my formula for the kiss:

lets see, if I take the number of times they have held hands and multiply by the number of Frankenstein kisses on Nat, subtract 500 for the horrible time Nat had with Frank at the boarding house, divide by number of times we heard "friends" and "Frank is a good man" and "Rafe isnt ready" and round that up by the number of times Dinah and Shayne slept together, and add to the square root of Bizzie make out sessions, and then divide by the number of days its been since the first kiss, divide by the number of bottles of Captain Morgan I have consumed and subtract the number of anti-depressants taken whilst the angst was high, divided by the height of the ledge I have been standing on (in feet) and add the amount of heart attacks I have had looking at Olivia's eyes plus 2 for the number of dimples and 2 for the number of pockets Liv keeps throwing those hands into, I come up with June 22!!!!

I broke 3 mechanical pencils trying to figure this out. (I was probably using the wrong year. :wink:

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I don't know how you did but [smilie=handshake.gif]

brilliant work! [smilie=hail.gif]

Cubfnatic · **Posted:** Sun Jun 21, 2009 4:53 am

BBK wrote:

Cat wrote:

That's the question of the day! When WILL they kiss? Should we start a pool?

And BTW, BBK... LOL!

here is my formula for the kiss:

lets see, if I take the number of times they have held hands and multiply by the number of Frankenstein kisses on Nat, subtract 500 for the horrible time Nat had with Frank at the boarding house, divide by number of times we heard "friends" and "Frank is a good man" and "Rafe isnt ready" and round that up by the number of times Dinah and Shayne slept together, and add to the square root of Bizzie make out sessions, and then divide by the number of days its been since the first kiss, divide by the number of bottles of Captain Morgan I have consumed and subtract the number of anti-depressants taken whilst the angst was high, divided by the height of the ledge I have been standing on (in feet) and add the amount of heart attacks I have had looking at Olivia's eyes plus 2 for the number of dimples and 2 for the number of pockets Liv keeps throwing those hands into, I come up with June 22!!!!

BBK, as always, you kill me! This was brilliant!

denisebella · **Joined:** Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:45 pm **Posts:** 13

BBK wrote:

Cat wrote:

That's the question of the day! When WILL they kiss? Should we start a pool?

And BTW, BBK... LOL!

here is my formula for the kiss:

lets see, if I take the number of times they have held hands and multiply by the number of Frankenstein kisses on Nat, subtract 500 for the horrible time Nat had with Frank at the boarding house, divide by number of times we heard "friends" and "Frank is a good man" and "Rafe isnt ready" and round that up by the number of times Dinah and Shayne slept together, and add to the square root of Bizzie make out sessions, and then divide by the number of days its been since the first kiss, divide by the number of bottles of Captain Morgan I have consumed and subtract the number of anti-depressants taken whilst the angst was high, divided by the height of the ledge I have been standing on (in feet) and add the amount of heart attacks I have had looking at Olivia's eyes plus 2 for the number of dimples and 2 for the number of pockets Liv keeps throwing those hands into, I come up with June 22!!!!

That was way too funnnnnny and I can so relate!!!!